progressus imprimis

Player Testimonials

..The cool thing about it is that you get to execute boyscouts and your character can be an enchanted motorcycle, a panda-man, a talking donkey, and MANY other things...
-dalinz, user

why is it when someone ask a question about playing the game you just act ignorant and go around the question. i know your hideing something, so spill it... is your so called "game" spyware, does it actually do anything. also it apears your makeing fake forum accounts so it apears ppl are playing the game but there really not. also, my hat goes off to you for doing it, you actually have ppl think that you can play the game...... i know i was one of them. i doubt this thread will get answerd but atleast i tried, im sick and tired of getting my questions ignored, and im sure alot of other ppl do to, and dont say "what are you talking about, i have no clue what your saying" because you do.

again well done fooling everyone, not everbody can do what you have done

-acrylic, PQ "Unbridled Praise" forum

I've been playing CRPGs since way back... the first one I ever played was Ultima 2 on a Commodore 64. After years of trudging through one after another, all pretty much the same, I'm pleasantly surprised with Progress Quest.

I don't know why someone didn't think of this before. Screw Baldur's Gate, screw Wizardry, UO, EverQuest, AC, etc.... When I need a RPG fix, I'm going to PQ!

-Helcorax, PQ forums

I also love this game, I'm going to ebay my everquest characters just so I can quit my job and play PQ full time!!
-Blee, PQ forums

I don't know about other folks playing in the great state of Kanzas, but I'm having a blast with PQ.... Within minutes, I knew that this was the online game of the year.
-Roger Ramjection, PQ Forums

Mad props to the creators....I almost deleted this game after leveling up for an hour...But then it hit me and now im almost level 20...Nice graphics too!
-Lord Jayson, PQ Forums

Video Games Are Incredibly Stupid!
-essay by Robert Abbott

...I do have a life, Its called PQ, I mean school, work, girlfriend, wait who am I kidding? I have a life its called PQ
-Crazy Ivan, PQ Forums

...I've managed to spend time with my wife and kids, work a full 10 hour day (plus drive one hour each way to work) and still make it to level 50.... PQ is the greatest game ever!
-Thekla, PQ Forums

Eventually, after years and years spent waiting for the Game Messiah, I've seen thr light! No more Diablo crap, no more Dark Age of Crapelot, and i shan't mention The Quake Race.. None of them shares the complexity and the deepness of the gameplay ProgressQuest offers to us! I've never seen so many classes and races... But what I like most is we have no lag on teh servers, even here in Italy...battlenet was ugly here..
-Dildo Baggins, PQ Forums

The answer is out there, Quest On!
-Thekla, PQ Forums

i have been addicted to this game a lot! Ciao non riuscirai mai a staccare gli occhi da questa meraviglia:)
-Ophido, PQ Forums

PQ is as close to perfect as a game can get. It effortlessly usurps the paradigm of 'the game'. This is fresh, inventive, engaging, stimulating, and thought-provoking. It is the Jean Baudrillard of games. For anyone who has lived to regret playing some addictive game until 5AM on a work night (you know you're out there), this one's for you. I laughed until I cried.

"Fire & Forget RPGs brings gaming to new levels"
This is one of the best cases for software patents I've ever seen. If it's not already patented, I'm certain it'll be copied by all the big RPG companies. It's compelling and addictive. The best part is, you can play for hours, stop if you have to, and restart without missing a beat.

"Can ask for nothing more!"
Easy to install, fun to play, and you can leave your computer while you play and check the progress of your avatar from anywhere on the internet...

"good game"
well I should say full on in this you start young and grow older stronger good

"Like nothing you've seen before..."
Yet like every RPG you've played. Where else can you play a Half Halfling Battle Felon?

"love the storyline!"
saved my day.. now i know what i am going to play until NWN comes out!

This is the real deal... download it, run it, and enjoy it!

"No more boring filler!"
Too many RPGs have gone the route of throwing in tons of boring filler to make their games look bigger than they really are. Not Progress Quest! It gets down to what really matters, the character development, the battles, aquiring new and powerful gear. I wish this game would have been released long ago, before I wasted my money on the others, Baldur's Gate, Ultimas, Wizardrys. This one beats them all, hands down.

"This product comes from a GENIUS"
There are not enough words in the universe to describe this piece of technology. Only a GENIUS may have devised it.

"Awesome Original Game"
Gameplay is great the best freeware rpg ever

"The epitome of RPGs"
This game is the logical conclusion to computer RPGs, and is a must-play for any fans of Diablo, EverQuest, or Rogue. I downgraded the features score because some things (like PvP) still must be implemented in a coming patch. It is also ideal for sufferers of carpal tunnel or other repetitive stress injuries, as its fire-and-forget nature will not aggravate those problems.

"Abslutely awesome"
The only kind of person who doesn't like this game is the kind that will give their credit card or social security info to unknown people who call on the phone. In short...idiots!

"Ok, so its not as robust as EQ, but it beats AC and DAOC!"
The bottom line is, this game streamlines and combines all of the positive aspects of many MMORPGs into an easy-to-use interface. When played online, the people are very nice as well, hardly any griefers (try saying that about EQ!)! Just give it a try, its free, and take the time to learn the game, just like you did with other MMORPGs, and you'll see the superiority of this system.

"This game has it all"
What more could any MMORPG player ask for? It's the most complete and immersive game out there. You have to play this game.

"Excellent Game!!"
A truley immersive game. More fantasy characters than you can shake a stick at (or even a sharp stick).
-Thekla's Brother, user opinions

"Least frustrating of any game ever made!"
The stability, ease of installation and streamlined gameplay have make PQ one of the best games ever produced. The value for the purchase price can not be beat! If you have very little time for playing games, PQ is the "must have" game of the year!

This game is strangly hypnotic and fun.

"The best MMORPG yet!"
This game is, in a word, phenomenal. It is the best MMORPG yet, and best of all it is free. Be sure to check out the user forums, the player community is great as well.

"Game of the year"
This takes a while to get used to, but it's soo worth it.

I love this game. It has the best character generation ever AND it has such a sense of humor.

"Simply the best MMOPRG ever!"
Download this game if you want an easy to play yet extremely deep RPG. Slaughter

Finally, a game that streamlines all the tedium of online RPGs into something we can all appreciate: progression. Simply an awesome game.

"Puts the EQ leveling treadmill in a new light!"
If you are sick of tediously clicking for hundreds of hours, you may find this amusing.

"Elegant yet stupidly great"
A superb cross breed of the physical with the spiritual, at once Zen and Canadian Socialist, pure yet full of thick goopy mud. Simply - rife with fecundity. Amazing.
-FlamingVestibule, user opinions

it has beer golems...what could be better?

"I have seen the future it is rpg!!"
O my god you have to try this it is so cool really not what you expect put much more complex and simple at the same time....



-J.S., via email

This is brilliant.... this is what I've been waiting for. I love Diablo, but this will be 10x better, since now I don't have to click my mouse to improve my stats! Thank you for this brilliant gaming idea!

Progress Quest changed my life. Never have I made so much progress in so little time. Everquest stole 18 months of my life, but PQ just gives and gives! Keep on truckin'
-J.B., PQ patron

"this is cool"
I haven't stared at my monitor this long since I last ran defrag. It's almost hypnotic.

"Best. Game. Ever."
The only people who don't like this game are Hitler and Satan. You don't trust the opinions of Hitler and Satan, do you?

"for person who don't have the time for games"
I personally don't have too much time for games, i usually work 18h a day. Progressquest changed all that, now I have all the time in the earth.

"playing it right now!"
this is the most amazing thing I've seen in a long time. the game play is frankly revolutionary. I haven't turned this game off since I got it.

"The ultimate RPG satisfaction!"
The perfect blend of simplicity and humor with the same ability to tear me away from my daily chores yet never challenge me intellectually!

Best. Game. Ever. I can even play OTHER games while playing THIS game, without losing any time collecting phat lewts. I'm leaving it running for a week or so. Let's see how far my Talking Pony Robot Monk gets (as a side note, Talking Pony Robot Monk would make a GREAT name for a band.)
-Rabid Llama

I've always wanted to own an "ape ass". Thanks Progress Quest for fulfilling that dream for me!

The cloak that I left at Troas with Carpus, when thou comest, bring with thee, and the books, but especially the parchments.
-II Timotheus 4:13

I want to say how good your game is! It is very very very good! Progress Quest is simple geniality!
-Denis Kruglov

"F*** those f***in' alien bitchasses!"
I used to run that stupid SETI program in the background hoping to find aliens or someshit and then I found Progress Quest. Why should I allow hysterically theoretical science to unnecessarily consume my ample memory and bandwidth when I've got a Battle-Finch Shiv Knight rocking his feathered body all over the killing fields and yanking monstrous appendages off for profit?

Is the compilation of meaningless data what I truly crave? Hell no! It's the *generation* of meaningless data that I find so viscerally satisfying!

Sayonara, space nerds!
-Pahl, via email

-Jamie Freier, via email

You saved my life!!
So I'm in college and I have no money and no friends and no time. But your game has fixed that, now I can play an MMORPG with no money, I have like 86,000 friends, and I dont even have to be around to play so that frees up a lot of time!! Thanks

P.S. your game is SPIFFALICIOUS
-Steve Jordan, via email

He that is good, will infallibly become better, and he that is bad, will as certainly become worse; for vice, virtue and time are three things that never stand still.
-Charles Caleb Colton

Progress is not an illusion, it happens, but it is slow and invariably disappointing.
-George Orwell

Whatever there be of progress in life comes not through adaptation but through daring, through obeying the blind urge.
-Henry Miller

We build where monsters used to hide themselves.
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
-Martin Luther King Jr.

Progress is the stride of God.
-Victor Hugo

All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an instinct, then an opinion, then a knowledge as the plant has root, bud, and fruit. Trust the instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

A process which led from the amoebae to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress -- though whether the amoebae would agree with this opinion is not known.
-Bertrand Russell

When any real progress is made, we unlearn and learn anew what we thought we knew before.
-Henry David Thoreau

Home · Info · FAQ · Play · Download · Realms · Accounts · News · Store · Forum · Links